The Unoffendable’s Podcast

Baby Toy Wired To Make Inappropriate Jokes, Former NFL Player Saves His Kids From Drowning, Many Popular Stores Close And Much More

On today's episode, Kenny, James and Todd discuss all of the topics that were more serious than January 6th. Like, for example, what would you do if your child's toy rambled off wildly inappropriate jokes to your unsuspecting toddler? If the answer isn't 'laugh', you're doing it wrong.  Due to the reliance of online shopping, many brick and mortar stores are closing and some are filing for bankruptcy. If you know your retail history, you'll know that not many stores rebound after filing for the B-word. Finally, restaurants are resorting to robots after being held hostage by the radical left to increase wages for entry-level jobs. The boys dish out another round of OCDs. How can raspberry's be anything other than Commendable? Well, give it a listen and find out.

 

Articles From The Show:

• Mom Furious After Baby's Toy Makes Inappropriate Jokes | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)
• Macy's stores closing 2023: Liquidation sales to start in January (axios.com
• Bed Bath & Beyond bankruptcy might be next, retailer warns (axios.com)
• Amazon laying off over 18,000 workers in huge tech downsizing (sfchronicle.com)
• Chipotle and White Castle are spending hundreds of thousands a month on ROBOTS | Daily Mail Online
• Former NFL running back Peyton Hillis in critical condition after saving his kids from drowning: report (msn.com)

Idaho Killer’s Strange Eating Habits, Buffalo Man Saves Lives By Taking People To School, OCDs Return, And More!

With Kenny on vacation, James breaks into the studio and records an episode with Todd. The boys discuss the Idaho murderer of four college students and his odd eating habits. A Buffalo resident saves 20+ lives by breaking into a nearby school and receives a cool nickname for his efforts.  It turns out that we are not washing certain body parts right. Todd tells us that there's a white-people stereotype involving showers and baths that he doesn't connect with. James, however, does.  OCDs make a triumphant return and more guy gab.

Happy New Year!

 

Articles From The Show:

• Idaho murders suspect Bryan Kohberger had 'OCD eating' habits (nypost.com)
• Buffalo man Jay Withey known as 'Merry Christmas Jay' hailed hero for rescuing people in winter storm (nypost.com)
• These are the five body parts you're not washing enough (nypost.com)
• Man Who Spent $15,000 To Become A Dog Worried Friends Think He's 'Weird' | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)

Bakery Serves Non-Binary Gingerbread People, Mom Catfishes And Bullies Daughter, Top 5 Best/Worst Things About Christmas And Much More

Merry Belated Christmas all. This episode comes out just slightly after the best holiday on the planet. According to Kenny, however, we have until January 6th so technically, we're still on time.  If a bakery served "non-binary gingerbread people", does that make you angry? What if it was a joke? Is it funny now? People on the trans side maybe don't think so. We discuss that as well as how decorating your car may not be such a good idea. If window tinting being too dark was a reason to get pulled over, driving a mobile Christmas tree just might be as well. Consider the distraction factor before illuminating your Infinity. Was going to do lighting up your Lexus but do they still make them? We end with a Top 5 which includes the Top 5 Best Things About Christmas and the Top 5 Worst Things About Christmas. You will never guess Todd's #1 choice for Best Thing About Christmas but it makes so much sense.

Enjoy the show and we hope that all of you have a happy and safe New Year! 

 

Articles From The Show:

• Bakery bites back after its ‘non-binary gingerbread people’ causes stir (msn.com)
• If You Decorate Your Car For The Holidays, You Might Get A Pricey Ticket | News Radio 610 WTVN (iheart.com)
• All They Want for Christmas Is to Stop That Mariah Carey Song - WSJ
• 9 Merry Ways To Make Christmas Fun on a Budget | Nasdaq
• Teen Learns Her Mother Was The Anonymous Cyberbully Who Harassed & Catfished Her For A Year (msn.com)

The World’s Worst Trade: Merchant of Death for WNBA Player, ’American Girl’ Supports The Trans Agenda And ”Cheers” gets ’Recast’

In today's episode, we highlight the return of Brittney Griner to American soil. We had one other (two, really) Americans who were detained for longer, but Joe Biden and his administration saw fit to make a trade for equity. Not in equity of severity of the criminal, but equity as justice for marginalized groups. Russian media thinks we're a joke. With this administration, The Unoffendable do too. We discuss "American Girl" and their inclusing of trans and non-binary topics in their books meant for children. Is this okay? Is this not okay? Kenny and James have a heated discussion on this topic. One of our stances might surprise you. Nantucket residents vote to make their beaches topless all in the name of equity.  For the most part, topless beaches are filled with tops you'd rather not see. Maybe this changes things?

Finally, we honor the life of Kirstie Alley who died at the age of 71, by "Recasting" the iconic show that she was best known for, "Cheers". 

 

Topics From The Show:

• Russian media brutally mocks United States for Brittney Griner (msn.com)
• Was Paul Whelan Punitively Discharged from the Marines? (msn.com)
• Conservatives Are Once Again Mad At Children's Media Acknowledging Gender After 'American Girl' Book Discusses 'Gender Expression' (msn.com)
• Fate Of Rams' Bobby Wagner Decided For Tackling On-Field Protester | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)
• Nantucket residents vote to allow topless beaches (nypost.com)
• Kirstie Alley Dead At 71 | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)

The Unoffendable Returns...Finally, NFL Player Chooses Pikachu Over Football, We Recast ”Alice” and more...

What is up everyone? We're finally back. Nothing major, just scheduling conflicts, people getting old and tired and that's pretty much it. Was totally unexpected and we don't foresee that happening again so if you're still with us, thank you.

In today's episode, we talk about NFL players going soft for Pokemon, unruly hospital charges, detransitioners are now coming out in larger numbers to recount their tales of horror and San Francisco launches a guaranteed income program for Trans People. Why, why, why?

We also Recast "Alice" while ALSO giving our Top 5 TOP TV Theme Songs along with our Top 5 BOTTOM Theme Songs. Trust me, it'll make sense. 

And thank you, thank you, thank you for listening. We love that you love this show.

 

NOTE: This episode will be remastered with clips from the songs. Thanksgiving week proved tough to get it done in time.

 

• San Francisco Is Launching a Guaranteed Income Program for Trans People (msn.com)
• Woman who detransitioned warns against minors using puberty blockers due to potential long-term effects (msn.com)
• ‘How do they charge me for weighing my daughter on my own chest?’: Hospital charges couple $4K for skin-to-skin contact with their newborn baby (msn.com)
• Las Vegas Raiders Player Retires from NFL After Selling Rare Pokemon Card (msn.com)

Joe Biden Unites His Base By Dividing The Country, Hooters Has Secrets And Winnie The Pooh Goes Full Horror

Joe Biden gives a fiery speech that divided the entire country and pushed anyone right of center, full right by demonizing "MAGA Republicans".  Hooters has several secrets within its busty walls. Some are common sense, some might be a little surprising. We get into some fun football prop bets (hypothetical scenarios) while also playing a trailer for the new horror movie, "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey".  We also discuss which areas of studies, students have the most regret over. This will not surprise anyone. 

 

Articles From The Show:

• Biden Referred to 'Extremists,' 'Insurrectionists' 9 Times in Speech (newser.com)
• The most-regretted (and lowest-paying) college majors (msn.com)
• This Isn't Your Mother's Winnie the Pooh (newser.com)
• 9 Secrets Hooters Doesn't Want You To Know — Eat This Not That

Kenny Recaps Antioch BBQ Contest, Biden Pays Slackers For More Votes, Laziness Gets A New Name

On today's episode, Kenny regales us with a recap of the 2nd Annual BBQ contest here in Antioch. It's a small group right now, but I'm sure this lineup will get bigger every year. Despite the great odds, he still finished in an offendable position.  The boys talk about Joe Biden's grab for votes which goes hand-in-hand with laziness being called something that sounds less judgey but still means the same thing. James brings up gay singers (Sam Smith, Greyson Chance, Lil Nas X) in today's OCDs which prompts a lengthy discussion on the topic of openly gay lyrics and whether or not that something that one thinks about.  

Articles From the Show:

• Biden Reveals His Plan for Canceling Student Loan Debt (newser.com)
• What is quiet quitting? (msn.com)
• Zuckerberg: FBI Caution Led to Limiting Story on Hunter Biden (newser.com)
• Off-campus UC Berkeley housing bans white people from common areas (nypost.com)
• After Input From Parents, School District Reinstates Spanking (newser.com)

Part 2: She-Hulk Is Anti-Homeless And The Boys Drop Literal Bathroom Humor In OCDs

Welcome to Part 2 from the August 20th show. We could have released one giant episode but figured splitting it into two was a good idea to keep the listening lean...and so you don't hate us. Who knows, maybe too much of us is a bad thing? My mom would never say that, but she also doesn't listen to the show. On this episode, we wrap up our articles with "She-Hulk: Attorney-at-Law" being anti-homeless by featuring a park bench where homeless people can't sleep. If we haven't reached peak stupidity, we're pretty close.

After that, we wrap up with a nice round of OCDs and look, it's gonna get gross. Just know that going in, but we're not talking about anything that any of us has never experienced.  We all have and experiencing euphoria after a bathroom session is a great, and underappreciated feeling. I won't feel bad for saying that and you'll never make me.

 

Articles From The Show:

• Marvel's 'She-Hulk' bench slammed over 'Anti-homeless architecture' (nypost.com)\

Part 1: Straight Athlete Mistaken For Trans, Monkey Pox Rages On...Or Does It? (Hint: It doesn’t...we’re all safe)

On today's episode, Todd, James and Deion Shaw crack wise about all of the topics you didn't know you needed to know.  With Kenny out bringing fried chicken to a BBQ fight, Deion steps in nicely with his own unique perspective on things.   He also makes one of my favorite candy bars, virtually un-eatable now.  The boys discuss the main headline where a straight female athlete was accused of being trans for apparently dominating in her sport. The article writer thinks this is a negative outcome based on anti-trans sentiment toward people who claim to be trans.  We're not so sure that's the right way to look at it.  

Also in the news, Monkey Pox rages on and the powers that be, er, the powers that want you to be perpetually scared of everything, seem to think that it's too late to be controlled. Are you concerned about Monkey Pox? Or do you find it just as humorous as we do? We also get into strippers trying to form a union. You go girrrrrrrl!

This episode was over two hours so we just chopped it up into two episodes. Part II will be released on Monday. 

 

Articles From The Show:

• Invasion of cisgender Utah girl's privacy shows danger in anti-trans laws | Opinion (msn.com)
• 'Window Of Opportunity' To Stop Monkeypox Spread May Be Closing | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)
• Brian Stelter Leaving CNN After Network Cancels ‘Reliable Sources’ - The New York Times (nytimes.com)
• Strippers bid to unionize in Los Angeles (yahoo.com)

A Dog Named Covid, Lies About Covid Origin (not the dog), The House Passes Assault Weapon Ban

Despite three articles in the rotation that talk about Covid, this isn't really a Covid-heavy show. James returns after a minor bout with Covid (again...not the dog) that proved to be more of a minor inconvenience than anything. Todd is live and in-person, visiting family for the summer. Great to have a live, three-person session.  The news of Vince McMahon's exit from WWE sees the boys reminisce about favorite matches, wrestlers, etc...  Finally, researchers discover a 'carving' on the moon that resembles a lizard or dinosaur or something. 

 

Articles From The Show:

• Dog Owner Slammed For 'Insensitive' And 'Offensive' Name She Gave Her Pet | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)
• Vince McMahon Forfeited WWE Stock Following Retirement | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)
• 2 New Studies Suggest What Likely Started COVID-19 Pandemic | Armstrong & Getty (armstrongandgetty.com)
• How a new chewing gum could ‘trap’ COVID-19, reduce spread: study (nypost.com)
• House passes assault weapons ban that’s doomed in the Senate (nbcnews.com)
• Disturbing Reptile Carving Discovered On The Moon | WBZ NewsRadio 1030 (iheart.com)