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Kenny, James and Two of the Specialest of Guests in Another Burkholder-less Episode

Kenny, James and Two of the Specialest of Guests in Another Burkholder-less Episode

September 21, 2021

Not by design, but Mike being the good dad that he is, spent the day with his kids while Kenny and James ignored their own family. Mike must get really good Father's Day gifts.  But those gifts can go screw because we had two gifts of our own as we had a special guest host as well as a phone call from a familiar voice. 

The Unoffendable start off with James breaking down his Disneyland Magic Moment.  Turns out maybe it *wasn't* as magic as previously thought?  Drone technology is really improving as a drone delivered a special package to an unsuspecting High School.  We then naturally transition to the idea that aliens might live among us but as a creature that we all know and like, if not love. Gambling comes up a bit as Kenny talks about his upcoming trip to Adult Disneyland, followed by someone who reached for pizza rolls and grabbed something far more foul and disgusting.  

This episode is more stream of consciousness, but that's not a bad thing, we think. Or at least, we hope. 

 

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OCDs for the Week:

  • Abbreviating words e.g. 4 for 'for', U for 'you', etc...
  • Jordans
  • Deleting Cookies as a computer fix
  • Maybelline
  • Jack in the Box Tacos 

 

 

Fantasy Football (just a little), Expensive  and Woke Teachers Gone Wild plus an animated round of OCDs

Fantasy Football (just a little), Expensive and Woke Teachers Gone Wild plus an animated round of OCDs

September 8, 2021
The Unoffendable get together for another week with no one to limit their shenanigans as Mike was missing in action. We're not sure if he was still stuck in the toilet, but we know he's okay because he drafted in our inaugural fantasy football draft. Speaking of that, we discuss some fantasy football...kinda. We eloquently tell the tale of a 43 year old man who sued his parents for throwing out his porn collection. We shine a spotlight on some of the dangers in schools today as woke teachers continue to indoctrinate their students.  Ashli Babbit, 14-year Air Force veteran and Capital building rioter, was shot and killed in the January 6th riots. The officer who shot her has been exonerated, and even though his rationale is the same as just about every police shooting, there is no media backlash. Seems odd.
 
OCDs for the week:
Teenagers who wear Bob Marley Shirts
Crock Pots
Instant Pots
Children with cell phones
Fake food recipes
 
Finally, we've done something a little different with this episode. Give it a listen and drop us some feedback. Do you like it? Do you hate it? Do you want more? This goes for any episode, really. We want to make it the best that we can and your opinions can make that happen. 
 
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James and Kenny Unsupervised Talking Pineapple Express and Shock Value Topics

James and Kenny Unsupervised Talking Pineapple Express and Shock Value Topics

August 31, 2021

The Unoffendable play this week minus one with Mike out with an injured labia.  Kenny and James discuss the private military group known as the Pineapple Express, who has single-handedly rescued 500 Americans in Afghanistan. Kenny predicts when our next earthquake might happen. We highlight a lonely sap who found an alternative to dating sites. We close with a discussion on how to handle the lost jobs from Elon Musk's robot work force.

 

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An Apology, Jeopardy Cancel Culture, OnlyFans and Drunkest Fans in NFL

An Apology, Jeopardy Cancel Culture, OnlyFans and Drunkest Fans in NFL

August 23, 2021

We are back with our latest The Unoffendable episode. We jump on the Mike Richards out as Jeopardy host over a podcast comments from several years ago. We talk OnlyFans and how a sexy nurse is making bank. We then talk NFL and the drunkest fans--including the price of beer. Washington Football Team has now narrowed down its list of potential names. Finally, we talk Hot Dog toppings and alternatives you apparently need to try.

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Two Unoffendable Guys from Antioch

Two Unoffendable Guys from Antioch

August 5, 2021

Nostalgia about growing up in Antioch, recasting Gilligan's island and stories of misguided youth

Rude People, Cleveland Guardians and We Play a Game

Rude People, Cleveland Guardians and We Play a Game

July 26, 2021

On this episode, we discuss rude people and how even as businesses are struggling its the customers who are being demanding and rude. The Cleveland Indians are no more... they are not the Guardians! NFL could see forfeited games due to players not getting COVID shots. We talk about the giant penis headed to space, sorry that was the ship carrying Jeff Bezos. James hosts a newlywed game for Kenny and Mike -- its quite fun to see how well they know each other. We then get into a bunch of other fun.

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3D Steaks, Shrinkflation and Just Blame Facebook for Everything

3D Steaks, Shrinkflation and Just Blame Facebook for Everything

July 18, 2021

On this episode of The Unoffendable Podcast, we discuss this idea of 3D printed steaks and if we would eat it. Would we try Mac & Cheese Ice Cream? The wedding guest request list from hell. We get into a heated debate over Shrinkflation.  Apparently, Facebook is being blamed for everything these days as President Joe Biden says COVID-19 misinformation is killing people. Sales of Lego handgun case kids halted while George Floyd Mural in Ohio destroyed by lightning. Plus more more including the NFL pregame to include Black National Anthem, we talk AI weapons, full-time minimum wage, rent and McDonald's paying $20 an hour. The episode was packed and full of fun.

 

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Chicago’s Flip Flop, NFL to Apple, Good Billionaires and Torturing Peeping Toms

Chicago’s Flip Flop, NFL to Apple, Good Billionaires and Torturing Peeping Toms

July 13, 2021

On this episode of The Unoffendable, we talk talk about what to do when you catch a peeping tom, Chicago's flip flop on government assistance and how the mayor simply cannot lead. Could Apple get NFL Games? We talk about billionaires in space while the topic of "good billionaires" is discussed. Finally, we touch on the craziness of ESPN surrounding comments made by Rachel Nichols and discuss comments made by Captain America on the American Dream.

US Sprinter Suspended over Cannabis, Hammer Thrower Turns Back on Flag and People Not Recognizing US Laws

US Sprinter Suspended over Cannabis, Hammer Thrower Turns Back on Flag and People Not Recognizing US Laws

July 6, 2021

On this episode of The Unoffendable, we kick off the show discussing snitching on neighbors for lighting off fireworks. We then get into the Olympics and sprinter Sha'Carrie Richardson being suspended while hammer thrower Gwen Berry turning her back on the US Flag as anthem plays. We jump around talking about heavily armed people claiming they do not recognize United States Laws, should online libel laws be re-looked at. This idea that humans will live to be 130-years-old, sex robots and a new world record for water slides.

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A Fourth of July Message

A Fourth of July Message

July 4, 2021

On this episode, Kenny Turnage provides a monologue to our listeners about the Fourth of July and how we should all be "American" first.

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