September 21, 2021
Not by design, but Mike being the good dad that he is, spent the day with his kids while Kenny and James ignored their own family. Mike must get really good Father's Day gifts. But those gifts can go screw because we had two gifts of our own as we had a special guest host as well as a phone call from a familiar voice.
The Unoffendable start off with James breaking down his Disneyland Magic Moment. Turns out maybe it *wasn't* as magic as previously thought? Drone technology is really improving as a drone delivered a special package to an unsuspecting High School. We then naturally transition to the idea that aliens might live among us but as a creature that we all know and like, if not love. Gambling comes up a bit as Kenny talks about his upcoming trip to Adult Disneyland, followed by someone who reached for pizza rolls and grabbed something far more foul and disgusting.
This episode is more stream of consciousness, but that's not a bad thing, we think. Or at least, we hope.
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OCDs for the Week:
- Abbreviating words e.g. 4 for 'for', U for 'you', etc...
- Deleting Cookies as a computer fix
- Jack in the Box Tacos
September 8, 2021
The Unoffendable get together for another week with no one to limit their shenanigans as Mike was missing in action. We're not sure if he was still stuck in the toilet, but we know he's okay because he drafted in our inaugural fantasy football draft. Speaking of that, we discuss some fantasy football...kinda. We eloquently tell the tale of a 43 year old man who sued his parents for throwing out his porn collection. We shine a spotlight on some of the dangers in schools today as woke teachers continue to indoctrinate their students. Ashli Babbit, 14-year Air Force veteran and Capital building rioter, was shot and killed in the January 6th riots. The officer who shot her has been exonerated, and even though his rationale is the same as just about every police shooting, there is no media backlash. Seems odd.
OCDs for the week:
Teenagers who wear Bob Marley Shirts
Children with cell phones
Fake food recipes
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August 31, 2021
The Unoffendable play this week minus one with Mike out with an injured labia. Kenny and James discuss the private military group known as the Pineapple Express, who has single-handedly rescued 500 Americans in Afghanistan. Kenny predicts when our next earthquake might happen. We highlight a lonely sap who found an alternative to dating sites. We close with a discussion on how to handle the lost jobs from Elon Musk's robot work force.
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August 23, 2021
We are back with our latest The Unoffendable episode. We jump on the Mike Richards out as Jeopardy host over a podcast comments from several years ago. We talk OnlyFans and how a sexy nurse is making bank. We then talk NFL and the drunkest fans--including the price of beer. Washington Football Team has now narrowed down its list of potential names. Finally, we talk Hot Dog toppings and alternatives you apparently need to try.
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August 5, 2021
Nostalgia about growing up in Antioch, recasting Gilligan's island and stories of misguided youth
July 18, 2021
On this episode of The Unoffendable Podcast, we discuss this idea of 3D printed steaks and if we would eat it. Would we try Mac & Cheese Ice Cream? The wedding guest request list from hell. We get into a heated debate over Shrinkflation. Apparently, Facebook is being blamed for everything these days as President Joe Biden says COVID-19 misinformation is killing people. Sales of Lego handgun case kids halted while George Floyd Mural in Ohio destroyed by lightning. Plus more more including the NFL pregame to include Black National Anthem, we talk AI weapons, full-time minimum wage, rent and McDonald's paying $20 an hour. The episode was packed and full of fun.
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July 13, 2021
On this episode of The Unoffendable, we talk talk about what to do when you catch a peeping tom, Chicago's flip flop on government assistance and how the mayor simply cannot lead. Could Apple get NFL Games? We talk about billionaires in space while the topic of "good billionaires" is discussed. Finally, we touch on the craziness of ESPN surrounding comments made by Rachel Nichols and discuss comments made by Captain America on the American Dream.
July 6, 2021
On this episode of The Unoffendable, we kick off the show discussing snitching on neighbors for lighting off fireworks. We then get into the Olympics and sprinter Sha'Carrie Richardson being suspended while hammer thrower Gwen Berry turning her back on the US Flag as anthem plays. We jump around talking about heavily armed people claiming they do not recognize United States Laws, should online libel laws be re-looked at. This idea that humans will live to be 130-years-old, sex robots and a new world record for water slides.
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July 4, 2021
On this episode, Kenny Turnage provides a monologue to our listeners about the Fourth of July and how we should all be "American" first.